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The other night she was invited out for a night with the “girls.” She told me that she would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in...

I have been asked by the president of the Cadillac Allante/XLR Club to spread the word on this event. More info will be shared as its received.

No I didn't go back this time. I was planning to wait till October. But there were two XLRs in the field last month. Don't worry ONALASKA, the Team ELWOOD records are still safe - for both of us. :chuckle Here is the email I received from Jessica:

A man walked into the lingerie department of Dunnes in Dublin and said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife , size 36B." What type of bra? asked the clerk. "Baptist" said the man. She said get a Baptist bra, and that you'd know what she meant." "Ah yes...

Over 1,000 cool cars and 80,000 spectators will roll into the heart of Springfield’s historic downtown this September for a weekend of family fun in the sun with non-stop live music and entertainment! Come celebrate the Golden Age of Route 66…the cars, the music, the food, the friends……all...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the...

This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida: An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her...

For our East coast friends Loring Timing Association (LTA) host Standing Mile and Mile and 1/2 racing at Loring AFB, Maine. LTA is a sanctioned LSR organization and shares the same rules as SCTA and ECTA. The entry fees are low, but the safety requirement limit street cars to 135MPH. I have...

Mojave Mile #7, April 12-13, 2014 at Mojave Air and Space Port in Mojave, CA. for our West Coast friends.

WannaGOFAST is one of the up and coming standing 1/2 mile and 1 mile racing promoters. They are not an officially sanctioned Land Speed Racing organization. They are unique in that they allow side by side racing as opposed to LSR mandated one vehicle on track at a time. They also have...

Event Schedule For 2014 The Ohio Mile Located at Airborne Park, southeast side of the town of Wilmington, Ohio just off Interstate 71 midway between Cincinnati and Columbus. Track entrance is off of Airborne Road. An address to use for your GPS is 2870 Old State Road 73. This is a business...

A new year has begun and registration for the March Texas Mile opens in less than a week, 19 Jan. If past history is any indication, all slots will be taken within 2 days and then the waiting list will fill up by the end of next week. There will be a Cadillac contingent again for this event...

I just received one of the craziest video Christmas Cards I've ever seen. Enjoy! http://vimeo.com/81234810

I don't know why I did it, but I just wanted to know if any salvage XLRs had any parts I wanted. Searching the web for salvage XLRs, I stumbled upon the subject website and was immediately depressed! They list well over 100 vehicles that are salvage/wrecked/totaled/burned beyond recognition...

With the ALMS season/series ending, ALMS is having a Final Blowout Sale at their webstore:

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed...

Uncle Chevy just sent me an email about this show. He and a friend from OKC are bringing their XLRs, so I told him I'd join them and invite any of the local XLRs to join us. Hint, Hint: I'd love to see that 09 Black Cherry show up so we could finish our talk.

Some of the newbies, know of me because I introduced myself to them over FaceBook (Hi GM Gem!). Over the last few months, I've seen a few other XLR owners on Facebook and introduced myself. The latest was a fine gentleman from Tacoma Washington. I invited him (Richard) to join the forum and...

2013 V-Labs event Cadillac V-Labs Cadillac V-Series Lab 2013 Dates Announced - Road Atlanta 9/25-9/27 - Circuit of the Americas 10/9-10/11 - Sonoma Raceway 12/4-12/6 From their website: Because this is "invitation only" primarily only those people being marketed get...